Kicking Final Butt

Those of you with finals still to come: I BELIEVE IN YOU. And in your butt-kicking abilities.

Gorram Syntax Error Dinosaurs

Syntax erROAR!
That's right. I love bad puns. DEAL WITH IT.

Graph of the College Application and Decision Process

Note to current college applicants: DO NOT put off all your essays until the holidays. You will be spending Christmas locked up in your room with your computer, dejectedly pounding away at your keyboard while the rest of your family eats cookies and frolics in fields of pure happiness.

Why War Makes Sense