After spending about 3 hours reading through about 64*10 puns, EVERYTHING LOOKED LIKE PUNS. It was terrible. I went to my brother to complain--
Me: Aarg, I just read around 640 puns and now I'm being punished by being UNABLE to stop thinking of puns.
Him: *Sigh* What's the site?
Me: The sight? About 20/20.
Him: *Facepalm* Oh dear god.
Me: What? I've heard of a human god, even an elephant god, but a DEER GOD?
Him: Get out.

So then for some reason I came up with this:

Abundance: this means a lot to me.
Acreage: this means a lot to me.
Apportion: this means allot to me.

And this http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html, of course, means alot to me.