Creepiness Vs. Fuzziness

Allow me to explain.

Men: People are inherently somewhat creepy, no matter how fuzzy they are. But think about it--your clean-shaven neighbor? Not very creepy.
This guy? Kinda creepy.
Sasquatch? Pretty darn creepy.

Women: Again, people are creepy. But thanks to the tedious restrictions we call social norms, fuzzy females are frequently found freakishly frightful. See? Though I'm sure the beard doesn't help.

Bread: Normal, non-terrifying bread looks like this:
Creepy, five-decade-old bread looks like this. If your bread looks like this, DO NOT EAT IT:
Dogs: Moderately fuzzy = REALLY ADORABLE.
Really fuzzy = Less adorable. Although to be fair, this does look more like a furry turkey dinner than a dog.
Completely hairless = CREEPY. Interesting relevant fact: Chinese Crested dogs, a hairless breed of dog, have won the World's Ugliest Dog contest 7 years in a row since 2002.
Toilets: I don't think an illustration here is necessary.