Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Winter Break

What you imagine you will do over break:
Get together with everyone you ever considered a friend since fifth grade. Discuss deep things about life and how college has been such an eye-opening experience. Do fun and exciting things.

Exercise away the fat from all those cookies you took from the dining hall. Feel accomplished and fit and less of a gluttonous blob of waddling flab.

Read every single book on your list. Including the long, intimidating ones. ESPECIALLY the long, intimidating ones. I mean, it's not like you have time to read them at school.

Undertake and complete a really ambitious and productive project. Like curing cancer or something.

What you actually did over break: